Office of the Deputy Dave

A constitutional office reserved for a person capable of acting with sufficient Dave.

Vacancy notice

The post of Deputy Dave remains vacant. Dave has reviewed the field and has not identified a candidate with adequate Dave-like steadiness.

Until appointment, all deputy functions return to Dave by default.

Required qualities

  • Ability to say "noted" without clarifying whether that helps.
  • Respect for chairs, socks, and written procedure.
  • Capacity to agree with Dave without appearing rushed.
  • No known tendency to overrule Dave.

Delegated powers

  1. Receive papers on Dave's behalf.
  2. Place papers near Dave without altering their meaning.
  3. Use the word "noted" only where Dave would plausibly note.
  4. Return all unresolved matters to Dave.

Appointment record

Dave reviewed the vacancy and determined that the office should remain available but unoccupied.

Reason: insufficient Dave identified.

Dave considered whether Dave could deputise for Dave. Dave found this administratively circular and operationally convenient.

Outcome: retained for later.