Dave is opening the folder.
Paperwork audible.
Adult submission platform
18+ only
Reviewed personally by Dave
Flaps.
Unfiltered.
Adult flap submissions, assessed with wildly disproportionate procedural seriousness by one man called Dave.
You must be 18 or over, own the content, and possess at least a working relationship with the truth.
Clerk's desk: dave@flapsnaps.com
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items entered into evidence. Allegedly.
Last audited whenever Dave last looked
Pending review a professionally vague number
Appeal status filed directly into the atmosphere
The live desk
Your file: FS/PENDING
Latest rulings
Dave is considering the matter with the expression it deserves.
Dave has found the correct pen.
Proceedings imminent.
The chair has been brought in.
Furniture now involved.
Automated authority
Generate an official Dave verdict
Present the essential facts. The system will apply the Dave Standard, several assumptions, and one expression Dave practised in a mirror.
Awaiting particulars
Dave cannot rule until at least two dropdowns have been made to feel important.
— Dave, for and on behalf of Dave
Form FS-EVIDENCE-1
Pre-submission readiness instrument
A deliberately proportionate checklist for anyone contemplating correspondence with the Office of Dave.
0 of 5 declarations solemnly ticked
Submission rules
- Adults only. You must be 18 or over.
- Only submit images of yourself or content you fully own.
- Explicit consent is required for all submissions.
- No images involving minors, under any circumstances.
- No hateful, abusive, exploitative, or illegal content.
- Submissions may be rejected without explanation.
How it works
- Email your flap snaps to dave@flapsnaps.com.
- Confirm that you are 18+ and own the content.
- Choose a credit name or remain anonymous.
- Dave reviews the submission, enters a view, and may place it on the site.
Dave reviews all submissions personally. Quality, confidence, and attitude matter more than perfection; attaching the correct file also helps.
Dave, Senior Flap Expert
Every submission to FlapSnaps is personally reviewed by Dave. The review authority begins and ends with Dave.
Credentials
- Certified Self-Appointed Flap Expert (C.S.A.F.E.).
- Former Head of Informal Visual Assessment, according to Dave's records.
- Contributor to several unresolved pub-side assessments later relied upon by Dave.
- Known for consistency, discretion, and decisive judgement.
These qualifications are recognised by Dave, which is sufficient for the purposes of Dave's review process.
The review process
- Initial assessment — Adult, consensual, owned by the sender.
- Confidence check — Attitude beats perfection every time.
- Flap integrity review — Presentation, balance, and character.
- Final verdict — Dave decides. Dave moves on.
Dave's decisions are final. Not because they are flawless, but because Dave has already decided.
The Dave Standard
Dave maintains a proprietary internal standard for presentation, confidence, context, and the remaining element Dave declines to publish.
The public scale is therefore limited to the fact that a scale exists, that Dave applies it, and that Dave will not be hurried through it.
Scores are internal, final, and retained by Dave.
Rights, credit & removal
You retain full ownership of your images. By submitting, you grant FlapSnaps permission to display your content on this site and associated platforms.
Credit will be displayed exactly as requested, or not at all if you prefer anonymity.
If you later want your content removed, email Dave and it will be taken down without fuss or judgement.