The Becky Tribunal
Convened by Dave to determine whether Becky remains technically fair, procedurally inevitable, and leaderboard-compliant.
Finding
TECHNICALLY
FAIR
FAIR
Dave has reviewed the matter of Becky occupying the leaderboard. Dave finds that Becky is technically fair under the current leaderboard framework.
The rules may be updated once Dave has finished looking serious about the rulebook.
Evidence considered
- Becky appears at the numbered positions currently before the Board.
- Several socks recur, but not always in the same order.
- Dave recognises the cheeky grin as a recurring institutional event.
- No rule currently limits cardigan intensity.
- The Board confirms that Dave has looked at the matter.
Orders
- Becky remains listed until Dave says otherwise.
- All future sock-based entries must be recorded with weekday provenance.
- Cheeky grin recurrence is to be monitored but not discouraged.
- The leaderboard is to remain as entered.
Decision entered by Dave. Dave concurs.